Holidaying cat hidden at the post office.

We are Off to Iceland tomorrow. For a few days. Lynn wanted Rhodes. Don't know what happened there Think it was my fault. Whoops! She is starting to have those hot flushes women can get. So I thought Iceland would help cure her. Do they get them in Iceland? I will let you know.

And we now have a cat brush. Its Not for the hot flushes its for our moulting cat. I Was trying to feed the brush Kitecat this morning. I only noticed it wasn't the real thing because it wasnt meowing constantly while weaving in an out of my feet trying to trip me up.

And who moves stuff in the house so you cant find it eh! Its also a safe place thing. You put it in a safe place, then always forget where the safe place is but always remember the original place. So you then wish you put it in the original place and wonder why you ever moved it into a safe place. You did it because you thought the safe place would be better and easier to find. But you forget at the time that safe places disappear out of your head almost immediately.

Post offices. Close em all I say and give out the services to other shops. There are too many old people standing in long lines who have not quite got the hang of Bank cards ATM machines and the internet, so they do their business in the post office. Give em all free computers and internet explore lessons now. Now you even have to measure your bloody letters so as the right price stamp goes on it. You cant just write a letter and post it in a box. Oh no, you have to get it measured and weighed. They will be charging different amounts for different coloured envelopes next. Or if its a triangular flap or square flap to your envelope. Or more if you have to lick it or its self sticking. Close em All. Sorry about the rant but I had to go in there this morning GRRRRRRRR

Above. Its not a cat brush.Its a CAT!