Friday night. Old persons missing

Its a Friday and Saturday night thing. I just wonder where all the older people go on these evenings. They seem to stop calling ambulances on these nights when the call type changes to drunks and assaults. Where do they all go? Why do they stop calling us? Are they all drunk too? Are they all out boogieing the night away with the local pi** heads, scrots and thugs. They must still get ill. But they never seem to call much when the pi** heads are out and about. Funny that .