Parcels in the post office!

I Told you that the Post office was trouble.
Our station officer was called to go to a suspicious parcel incident. We get a lot of these type of calls these days.
The funny thing is, the Parcel was in the Post office. That's where parcels are Kept and distributed I thought. How many bloody parcels do they have there? Thousands a day I thought. What made this one so suspicious eh?

Anyway it turned out to be an Umbrella. Don't no why it was looking so suspicious . Perhaps when wrapped it resembled a surface to air missile. Who knows eh?
And id didn't even rain today or it could have been used. Its been sunny all day.